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Don't sweat the petty things, just pet the sweaty things.

My last cow just died, so I won't need your bull anymore.

The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the world; the humorist makes fun of himself.

When I die I'm going to leave my body to science fiction.

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They show you how detergents take out bloodstains. I think if you've got a T-shirt with bloodstains all over it, maybe your laundry isn't your biggest problem.

There is no sincerer love than the love of food.

Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something.

I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.

Every journalist has a novel in him, which is an excellent place for it.