Messages of support

Where humor is concerned there are no standards - no one can say what is good or bad, although you can be sure that everyone will.

The use of COBOL cripples the mind; its teaching should, therefore, be regarded as a criminal offense.

Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.

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Statistics is like a bikini. What they reveal is suggestive. What they conceal is vital.

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.

You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax -- tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough.

Just because bulldozers are used to build highways doesn't mean bulldozers are the best way to travel on a highway.

I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.

I don't pray because I don't want to bore God.